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All opinions on this site are probably held by no one. The author accepts no responsibility for parading beliefs and "wacky" statements which bear no resemblance, whatsoever, with his own view of the world. Except the bits on God, though, they're all true (I don't think He'll sue). All similarities to persons living or dead are probably coincidental, although there are several cases where the similarities are deliberate. In these cases, however, the facts are so distorted that I doubt you'd get too far in a libel case. No animals were harmed during the making of this website. Any offensive statements or words that appears on this site are neither offensive nor sweary. You simply misread it - you possibly misread it several times…dooood.. and I meant doood…Images are the creation of their individual creators, obviously. The author reserves the right to do, pretty much, anything. Including, but not limited to:

    * mocking people who believe everything they read

    * making outrageous and blatantly wrong statements

    * eulogizing dead politicians who had no impact on our lives, whatsoever

    * making up facts off the top of his head

    * using the word "whatsoever" with such frequency it looses all meaning

    * staring intently at a sentence, convinced it doesn't quite scan right

    * confusing defamatory remarks with satire

Any disagreements with this disclaimer are purely fictitious and any persons, living or dead, who have these disagreements are also fictitious. In all likelihood the bit being disagreed with is also fictitious. Any disagreements with the blog are blasphemy. If anything still comes up it will be dealt according to rules and jurisdiction of Supreme Court of I-Lobby.